Why My Dog Almost Lost Her Life Today

Once upon a time, there was a woman who wasn't very much into gardening but wanted a splash of color on her front porch.  Thus she invested in planters.  Then, the Big Bad Mutt came.

The Big Bad Mutt decided that two planters are an evil combination, or a tasty afternoon treat, or just too many, and thus, one needed to be destroyed.

So she dragged it off of the porch, dumping its delicious contents for a more easily accessible dining experience.

Finished with her appetizer, the Big Bad Mutt decided to savor the main course in a more shaded ambiance.

Thus she dragged her main dish across the yard.

As you can see, she enjoyed some of the meal.  Unfortunately, the waitress interrupted her before she could finish.

Needless to say, she did not get dessert.

The waitress, however, earned a great tip: if you can't hear the diner, she is probably getting into mischief.